Seeing that Mary went up the east face, I'll commend her on that, and she has earned the right to be known as, hmm, "2 1337." Sorry, but to be called "3 1337" you have to lose your hiking partner at 11,000 feet. And you have to be Chad Sanada to be "4 1337." Don't even think about "5 1337," that's reserved for my m4d h4x0r friends here.

"1 1337," what should the requirements be for that?

Wait, how about "1 1337" means getting dumped in another state? At least two of us qualify for that...