> On an entirely different note, a bird pooped on
> my arm while i was eating lunch with mary, she
> of course thought it was incredibly funny, i
> didn't see the humor though.

i read this out loud to krista, her response: "if that had been you i would have laughed so loud." we've got a pair of mean, mean girlfriends.

oh come on. like you would sit there stoically if a bird crapped on my arm? ;)

good lord no! i'd be there franticly trying to kill the bird to avenge the insult!