Dan Miller you sonovabitch,
I lost your email. Please oh please send it to me along with any other contact info.

Your Pal,
Matt Gould

Question: Is Morty Columbo
#1) a real person who has decided to call Dan on his stuff in a quite rude manner? (I mean, come on, he wrote about getting a job offer, for pete's sake.)
Or,
#2) merely the devil's-advocate-playing evil twin of Dan's alter ego Danny Columbo?

Inquiring minds wish to be be enlightened on the truth of this matter. And to whoop yo' sorry ass upside yo' head if the answer is #1.

Hey, isn't it supposed to be like really hard to even post a comment to this blog nowadays? Hmmm.

Forget the new age Rumi claptrap, Dan. Get a job and pay your damn rent. You're such a glazed-eyed dreamer, you need to spend a little less time connecting to god on mountaintops and a little more time busting ass.